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   messageicon Friends are like snowflakes.... if you pee on them they disappear.
←Rate | 10-29-2011 13:53 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It sucks when you pass by an incredibly good looking person, but then you realize it was just a mirror.
←Rate | 10-29-2011 13:59 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you hold your shoe up to your ear in public, you can hear the sound of people laughing at you for looking like a dumb-a$$.
←Rate | 10-29-2011 14:12 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's the strangest feeling when you come out of the cinema when a film ends, because you were so sucked into the film that you forget all about real life.
←Rate | 10-29-2011 18:21 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's hard to understand why eating a banana would be considered even remotely sexual. Sure, it can represent a phallic object, but if a girl devouring your pen!s turns you on then you have some serious problems.
←Rate | 10-29-2011 19:02 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon it me, or does "Bananas in Pyjamas" just sound like a safe sex campaign.
←Rate | 10-29-2011 19:06 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon BIRTH: It goes in like a banana and comes out like a pineapple.
←Rate | 10-29-2011 19:12 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon They should make haunted houses with genuine fears. For example: Eviction notices at every corner, very important final exams that you didn't study for, pictures of your parents naked, etc.
←Rate | 10-31-2011 17:59 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It makes no sense for a 911 operator to put you on hold: "911 please hold.""Ok, wait. Stop stabbing me for a sec." Murderer: "K"
←Rate | 10-31-2011 18:05 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon It sucks when you're trick or treating and someone has a really long driveway that you actually took the time to walk up and they don't have candy.
←Rate | 10-31-2011 18:14 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon A lot of people assume when you laugh while texting someone, it's because what they said is funny. But in most cases, you're laughing at what YOU said because you're just that freaking hilarious.
←Rate | 10-31-2011 18:19 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon You'd think that after a while, Scooby and Shaggy would stop being such pu$sies when they see a ghost or something. They should know it's just someone in a costume.
←Rate | 10-31-2011 18:28 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're wasting your life on the Internet when you keep coming back to the same sites because you can't think of anything else to do.
←Rate | 10-31-2011 18:38 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon No I did not flinch because you scared me, I flinched because of my instinct to survive.
←Rate | 10-31-2011 18:50 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone asks me what superpower I would have if I were a superhero, I tell them I already have one. I say I possess the preternatural ability to anticipate and avoid horrifically boring conversations. Then I walk away.
←Rate | 11-01-2011 19:15 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the world of MTV, when a girl is in her sixteenth year she either gets an extravagant birthday party or a baby. Most sixteen-year-olds I know would settle for a new iPod.
←Rate | 11-01-2011 19:42 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those people that make fun of you for flinching are annoying. Of course I try to avoid getting hit in the face.
←Rate | 11-01-2011 19:51 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best posts are the ones that make you say "I had no idea other people did that!".
←Rate | 11-01-2011 19:53 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon "He broke my heart I broke his xbox <3 :))" ...Right. Things like this are probably why he broke up with you in the first place.
←Rate | 11-01-2011 19:54 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Feelings like anger and sadness should probably be embraced. Even though we may not like them, they're all natural emotions and a part of life. After all, the world would most likely be pretty bland if all we felt was satisfaction.
←Rate | 11-01-2011 20:33 by g0re Comments (0)  




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