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   messageicon There is a fine line between being a nice guy and being a little b*tch."
←Rate | 07-09-2013 13:03 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Never understood why people watch porn together while having sex. If I have porn then what the hell do I need with another person?"
←Rate | 07-15-2013 23:57 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I don't know what I'd do w/o Netflix on nights I don't go out to the bars and party.... probably go out to the bars and party."
←Rate | 08-15-2013 01:40 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't care when a girl puts me in 'the friend', 'creeper' or 'getting a restraining order against zone'... it's their loss, not mine."
←Rate | 08-16-2013 05:17 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon maybe Disney should start having there girls sign contracts before making them famous. Like, "I Promise I will not be America's next pop wh*re if I get this part..."
←Rate | 08-26-2013 18:19 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I'm trusting you with my money, you should at least trust me with your damn pens!"
←Rate | 10-17-2013 12:41 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon So Wake me up when I am Sober, When I'm not so drunk and so hungover. This Entire time I didn't know I was getting so tore up. This entire time I didn't know I was getting this f**ked up... I didn't know, I didn't know!..." ♫
←Rate | 10-30-2013 03:21 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I imagine love is like hearing your favorite song for the first time. Then Listening to it over and over again till you hate that song."
←Rate | 12-20-2013 16:37 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I live my life with no regrets. I apologize for nothing. I'm sorry but that's just the way it is!"
←Rate | 09-04-2014 13:24 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're wondering about who the oldest James Bond was, don't google 'old man bond age'
←Rate | 09-24-2014 22:52 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Eggnog!.. The only b*tch I'm excited to hear back from after 9 months of absence."
←Rate | 11-13-2014 13:52 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon My current clothing style is a combination of "sh*t I'm late", "sh*t it's cold", with just a hint of "I'm too lazy to look socially acceptable for you losers".
←Rate | 01-04-2015 14:08 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did I log into Facebook or Pinterest? I'll tell you what color that dress is.. It's who and why do you all give a f**k!"
←Rate | 02-27-2015 00:21 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  



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