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   messageicon Oh it's Cinco de Mayo....that's why I keep seeing cars with 22 people inside back through a red light with a traffic cam, family portraits!!
←Rate | 05-05-2014 16:05 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had a missed call at 3 am and I just now called it back. It was Jake from StateFarm
←Rate | 06-25-2013 11:06 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe if a tree and a woman fall in the woods....the woman still makes the noise!!
←Rate | 06-20-2013 18:19 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our kids are losing their imagination....hopefully soon they will have an app for that!!
←Rate | 04-09-2013 20:08 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bet if a gunman opened fire while Obama was onstage yesterday....he would use them as human shields!! Kinda like he is doing now!!
←Rate | 04-09-2013 07:25 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that Britney Griner's collegiate career is over....do you think he will end up with the Heat and Lebron?
←Rate | 03-31-2013 21:12 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon I could scroll down my Facebook page and write a country song!!
←Rate | 03-01-2013 19:47 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a skinny girl always says "I'm fat" do you ever feel like saying you're skinny and you know it but your insecurity is not attractive so a fat girl with confidence makes you look unappealing, so start eating!!
←Rate | 02-24-2013 18:13 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I hear someone say "Valentimes" I wanna punch them in the throat.....it's an N for No wonder you're alone
←Rate | 02-13-2013 17:26 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon The bartender at Buffalo Wild Wings must be a 49er fan!! They have added a power button right beside the sprinkler system!!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:02 by urboyblue Comments (0)  



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