jimbo Funny Status Messages

   I hold my Nintendo gun sideways when I'm playing Duck Hunt cause I'm a Gangsta!

   The Republicans have announced they intend to make it more difficult to claim benefits. Starting next week the forms will only be printed in English.

   My Nan has found a lump in each of her breasts. Turns out it was just her knees.

   One hot sunny afternoon a man was sitting in his lawn-chair drinking beer and listening to the game, while his wife mowed the lawn. The Lady next store observed this and scolded him.... "How can you sit there and let your wife do the hard work? Any man w

   busy re-wrapping extra strength chocolate ex-lax in Hershey miniature wrappers for the Trick or Treat-ers this week end.

   "Now, how's he gonna read that magazine all rolled up like that?"... thought the spider.

   I thought I saw a two headed turtle once, but it turned out he was just having a sh!.

   What do women and dog sh!t have in common? The older they are, the easier they are to pick up

   Schizophrenia - together I can beat it.

   I hate how mainstream and famous the miners have become. I liked it when they were a bit more underground.