bfinest Funny Status Messages

   Okay so you wake up to a naked Mickey Rourke in your bed....what mixture or drugs and alcohol do you take to kill yourself?

   Thanks to Hollywood any Italian person dying will always first be suspicious.

   Terrible 2's->sweet 16->slutty 18-> Alcoholic 21

   The thought of a Fiscal year doesn't worry me all that much but a Fisting Year........now that's a different story.

   A Model you say?...More like a photogenic slut...

   Halloween on Humpday......I like where this is going.

   facebook is alot like that shi tty car you wanna get rid of because of all up keep and changing of parts but you keep it because it saves gas.

   Being a nice guy wasn't working for me so I converted to douche bagism.

   I remember waking up after my first wet dream....I thought a ghost had came in and gave me a handjob.

   Guys before you start thinking lesser of yourselves and thinking women are to be worshiped remember that without your rib she wouldn't exist.