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   messageicon Elton John is to release a charity record for victims of the Kentucky tornado disaster! "Candles In The Wind"
←Rate | 12-12-2021 11:44 by truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just need you to find me 100 upvotes! I can't stand losing, and I'll try anything to win!
←Rate | 01-04-2021 07:47 by truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon "How about a scarf?" - Johnny Depp's stylist every day!
←Rate | 08-17-2020 08:39 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon "So!..where should we store 2,750 tons of high explosive for years on end?" "Just use that warehouse next to the firework factory, should be ok!"
←Rate | 08-05-2020 15:16 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon The blow up doll guy! You can tell jokes about anything you know? Though Trump gags may get removed!
←Rate | 04-07-2020 17:34 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Germans are going to be hit with large fines if they invade someone else's space! 80 years too late if you ask me?
←Rate | 04-03-2020 07:20 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't have your Florida ID with you on voting day, you can always show them a photo of yourself wearing a tank top to a funeral.
←Rate | 04-03-2020 07:13 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tried oscillating today! Not a fan!
←Rate | 03-28-2020 12:23 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're just not buying enough guns! More are needed!
←Rate | 03-27-2020 01:24 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just been reading a letter from my Chinese penpal in Wuhan and apparently they hav
←Rate | 01-25-2020 09:12 by Truman Comments (0)  



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