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   messageicon I turn the music louder so I won't hear my thoughts, but it's stupid because the lyrics remind me of what I'm trying to forget. 
←Rate | 07-10-2012 21:04 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon 12/21/12 falls on a Friday. Looks like the world's had enough of Rebecca Black.
←Rate | 01-13-2012 10:45 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon "It's impossible," said pride. "It's risky," said experience. "It's pointless," said reason. "Give it a try," said the heart.
←Rate | 11-14-2011 23:00 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cheating is a choice... Not a mistake.
←Rate | 11-14-2011 22:57 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't let him ruin your life, he already ruined your mascara
←Rate | 08-10-2011 14:20 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cell phones should have the option to change "airplane mode" to "drunk mode" that way your drunk texts never leave your phone.
←Rate | 07-27-2011 11:35 by Surge Yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon After reading this sentence you will realize that the the brain doesn't recognize a second 'the'.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 20:37 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two things define your Personality, The way you manage things when you have nothing. The way you behave when you have everything.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 20:33 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon 'Everyday I'm shufflin!' Wait no, except on Fridays. I gotta get down on Fridays.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 20:28 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  


   messageicon Difference between promises and memories? We break promises, and our memories break us.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 20:25 by Surge yarmolyuk Comments (0)  



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