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   messageicon The only thing us men clean at home is our browser history :)
←Rate | 07-11-2013 14:56 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex without head is like a sandwich without bread
←Rate | 07-02-2013 14:58 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon The longest distance in the world is from Monday morning to Friday afternoon.
←Rate | 07-01-2013 14:05 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Surprise sex is the best way to wake up... unless you're in prison
←Rate | 06-28-2013 11:45 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would wish my father a Happy Father's Day on Facebook but I blocked him
←Rate | 06-16-2013 17:21 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear God, Happy Father's Day.
←Rate | 06-16-2013 12:35 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon You lost your phone because it was on silent? That's too bad. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it.
←Rate | 06-04-2013 14:49 by J.D. Comments (1)  


   messageicon My girlfriend asked me if I see myself having kids...I told her to stop asking me childish questions.
←Rate | 05-23-2013 13:43 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's more to Alcohol than life!!!
←Rate | 05-19-2013 12:41 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Always be sure to keep a good Facebook profile picture.This will be the photo plastered allover the news when something goes horribly wrong.
←Rate | 05-10-2013 11:44 by J.D. Comments (0)  



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