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   messageicon Take two, you know you got good bud when you stink up the whole HOUSE before you spark it. Sorry I'm high :D
←Rate | 10-21-2011 08:25 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone says to me "hi how are you" I say "high how are you" and they never seem to get it.
←Rate | 07-25-2011 02:28 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Regular a** (_!_) fat a** (__!__) tight a** (!) dumba** (_?_)
←Rate | 07-12-2011 09:44 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Next up on espn , womans soc... click.
←Rate | 07-06-2011 12:43 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife told me " it would be nice if you loaded the dishwasher once in a while after we eat." So after dinner tonight I'm going to buy her a 5th of jack.
←Rate | 07-03-2011 06:11 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
←Rate | 06-27-2011 17:32 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking. A wise man tells her she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
←Rate | 06-27-2011 09:57 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 12:00 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey youtubers, if your clip wasn't funny the first time around chances are reshowing it in slow mo isn't going to make it any funnier.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 08:55 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so sick of hearing about the rapture... Shut up already, if it happens we'll have all eternity to talk about it in he'll.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 04:39 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  



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