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   messageicon a married man has 2 options in an argument...he can be right or he can be happy
←Rate | 04-17-2018 13:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon people who work at Amazon fulfillment centers should put their job status as "professional boxer"
←Rate | 08-21-2019 01:09 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Harvey Weinstein & Bill Cosby sit around swapping stories
←Rate | 10-12-2017 07:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when you drop your iphone, remember that's gravity that makes the apple fall
←Rate | 07-30-2017 22:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon asked Alexa "why is my wife such a b!@#$" & Alexa replied "id rather not answer" ...these computers really are smart
←Rate | 12-20-2018 00:08 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was wearing glasses before it was a Snapchat filter...I'm a trendsetter
←Rate | 05-07-2017 04:05 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon look on the bright side...Bill Cosby is gonna get a lot of Jell-o
←Rate | 09-26-2018 08:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when did the country's concern for money go from Wall Street to Sesame Street?
←Rate | 10-04-2012 04:30 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the last time I visitied a gym I was being graded on it
←Rate | 11-24-2013 23:44 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Disney is gonna make the Epcot Center look like the Death Star now
←Rate | 11-01-2012 16:57 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon you never see the chihuahua in the Taco Bell commercials anymore...makes me wonder what's in those 99 cent burritos
←Rate | 01-04-2012 23:27 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon With the way humanity follows directions, I look for a lot of people to need a seeing eye dog soon
←Rate | 08-20-2017 19:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders why the trojan condom was named after something that broke through a wall & let thousands of unwanted ppl in?...terrible product naming
←Rate | 11-03-2011 22:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i pirate so many songs & movies that I should download a boat
←Rate | 09-11-2012 17:04 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you are down & need a friend, call me...if you need to borrow money, the number you have dialed is no longer in service
←Rate | 11-11-2011 01:22 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon electrocuting the engineer
←Rate | 12-10-2012 21:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon didnt Mark Zuckerberg learn anything from Tom Anderson? the changes to myspace is what killed it
←Rate | 09-21-2011 17:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I get addicted to eating cold turkey, idk how i'm going to quit
←Rate | 11-23-2018 00:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon new drinking game...every time a member of congress coughs, take a drink
←Rate | 12-18-2019 20:01 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i thoguht of a good halloween costume...rent the horse costume but only wear the back half...tell everyone "im my ex"
←Rate | 10-04-2011 18:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  




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