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   messageicon When someone posts a picture of their new car and you want to reply, "Congrats on your $600 a month payment!"
←Rate | 10-08-2016 13:33 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if clouds look down on us and say stuff like "That one's shaped like an idiot."
←Rate | 09-25-2014 12:05 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Realized I’ve never seen gloves in someone’s glove compartment, and now nothing makes sense anymore
←Rate | 09-25-2014 12:00 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before the internet I used to like people.
←Rate | 09-25-2014 11:57 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chinese food to go: $17.95. Gas to go get it $1.50. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of your containers: Riceless.
←Rate | 09-25-2014 11:51 by Nunthewizr Comments (1)  


   messageicon Swimming in the pool counts as a shower, right?!?
←Rate | 07-19-2014 10:24 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I die, donate my teeth to the Walmart Cashiers.
←Rate | 07-19-2014 10:23 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can workout and brag about your muscles all you want but it still isn't going to make you any taller.
←Rate | 07-19-2014 10:19 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't get why any woman stays single. You would think they would get married so they can let themselves go.
←Rate | 05-05-2014 20:52 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the Universe could talk, it would sound like a combination of Morgan Freeman and Optimus Prime.
←Rate | 02-26-2014 10:15 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  



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