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   messageicon at work, online researching how to be more productive at work
←Rate | 04-22-2010 11:25 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon first you want same sex marriage, what's next...same sex divorce
←Rate | 04-22-2010 13:45 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ronald McDonald just killed Burger King in front of Dairy Queen over that B*t*h Wendy
←Rate | 04-23-2010 14:14 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon Turning his beds into bunk beds so that there is more room for activities
←Rate | 04-28-2010 11:52 by one Comments (1)  


   messageicon Blaming a Happy Meal your kid is too fat, is like suing a gym for losing weight.
←Rate | 04-28-2010 20:31 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've just decided I want a bunch of kids with several baby mamas, so my children will all look different and I can match em' with my wardrobe
←Rate | 04-28-2010 22:03 by one Comments (1)  


   messageicon two nuns are riding their bikes down a small stone trail, one nun tells the other "wow, I've never came this way before", "yeah I know, it must be these stones
←Rate | 05-03-2010 19:23 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon A. B. C. D. E. F. G. Someone should've told you not to fu ck with me
←Rate | 05-03-2010 23:21 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do you bake cookies and cook bacon
←Rate | 05-04-2010 23:17 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jesus is coming, Quick, look busy
←Rate | 05-05-2010 20:39 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon just paid my electric bill, so i'm kinda low on the stuff we trade out for those ice cold beers
←Rate | 05-05-2010 20:42 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's called cocaine and you dont want no part of this sh!t...It turns all your bad feelings into good feelings. It's a nightmare
←Rate | 05-07-2010 18:04 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon If wishes and buts were candy and nuts, Obama supporters would have the White House filled with pimps and sluts
←Rate | 05-11-2010 19:54 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon if it is not on wikipedia, then you are wrong, lady
←Rate | 05-13-2010 20:28 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a cop stops me and says "papers" and I say "scissors" do I win?
←Rate | 05-14-2010 10:44 by one Comments (1)  


   messageicon do you really want Miracle Water made by Rev. Peter Popoff.com
←Rate | 05-14-2010 13:49 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon you can pick your friends....you can pick your nose.......but you can't pick your friend's nose!
←Rate | 05-19-2010 11:19 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon Get off the phone while you driving and while your at it, pick a lane and stick to it
←Rate | 05-19-2010 19:29 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win.
←Rate | 05-20-2010 03:09 by one Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trying is the first step toward failure.
←Rate | 05-20-2010 03:13 by one Comments (3)  



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