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   messageicon Trump Soup: Start with lots of nuts, add some Tweeted mistruths, heat and spin until it is a laughing stock. Discard any creditability before servng.
←Rate | 03-23-2024 21:14 by Srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rapey McForehead gave Trump one vote for Speaker of the House. Trump called the clerk and said, "I just need you to find me 217 more votes."
←Rate | 01-05-2023 14:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Without Trump in the White House, I don't think I'll have the will to live.
←Rate | 09-10-2022 02:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love Trump so much, I'm willing to make up anything in order to make Joe Biden look bad. Come back Trump, I can't live without you!!!
←Rate | 09-07-2022 11:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well…. It’s “we finally got Donald Trump day” again.
←Rate | 08-15-2022 17:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Things were much better on the tweeting Trump Train than they are on the sinking Biden Boat.
←Rate | 06-05-2022 08:40 by Cornaga Comments (0)  


   messageicon Really miss the days when the biggest scandal was that Trump drank water with two hands and ate chicken with a fork.
←Rate | 05-22-2022 03:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The left is like, I paid $7.00 for gal. gas, $8.00 for gal. milk, rent is twice my monthly income, there’s shortages of everything, crime is surging, the world’s on the brink of chaos, but I’m happy because Trump isn’t in office.
←Rate | 05-17-2022 06:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump 2023 because it isn't possible either. LOL
←Rate | 05-08-2022 20:42 by @notgonnahappen Comments (0)  


   messageicon Inflation: Payback for all that free Trump money. Happy weekend!
←Rate | 05-07-2022 10:08 by @trmpsux Comments (0)  



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