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   messageicon at this point in our culture I'm very surprised there aren't people with nut allergies boycotting the peanuts movie
←Rate | 11-09-2015 12:15 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.
←Rate | 07-19-2014 22:09 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry for chest bumping Chuck E Cheese so hard he fell down and broke his arm, but in my defense the Kidz Bop version of Enter Sandman came on.
←Rate | 03-25-2014 00:46 by hiyourjon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw the trailer for "Noah." I hear The Book is better.
←Rate | 02-22-2014 13:30 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Russia, you spelled Sushi wrong.
←Rate | 02-11-2014 22:21 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have laughed more at the Broncos offense then I have at the commercials.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 21:18 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Patriots defensive coverage today is almost as bad as the coverage by Obamacare.
←Rate | 01-19-2014 18:03 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do you get a fat girl to sleep with you? Oh c'mon guys... It's a piece of cake!
←Rate | 01-17-2014 01:08 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Neil Armstrong lands on the moon: 5 pictures. Girl goes to Starbucks: 47 pictures.
←Rate | 01-09-2014 16:48 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why the hell is a group of Kangaroos NOT called a Kangacrew?
←Rate | 01-08-2014 11:39 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  



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