canadian25 Funny Status Messages



Sort:  Recent   |  Oldest  |  Rating


Search Messages:
[Clear]
«Previous
1

Search results for status messages containing 'canadian25': View All Messages
Page: 1 of 3

   messageicon You can meet 10 girls, mess with 9, talk to 8, laugh with 7, run behind 6, like 5, go out with 4, get used to 3, care about 2, but only love 1.
←Rate | 04-04-2012 00:35 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Subway: Where women make sandwiches for men without complaining.
←Rate | 02-28-2012 23:57 by canadian25 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I got stopped by a lady doing a survey today. She said, "What household chore annoys you the most?" I said, "Having to turn down the telly to tell my wife to do the hoovering."
←Rate | 02-28-2012 23:56 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a girl is in love, she offers sex. when a guy wants sex, he offers love.
←Rate | 02-28-2012 23:55 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why did they introduce women into the police force? To keep the streets clean
←Rate | 02-28-2012 23:55 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm having a problem with sexual harassment at work. There isn't any.
←Rate | 02-28-2012 23:54 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they both eat out
←Rate | 02-28-2012 23:54 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Her: "Ugh! Let me tell you about m......" Me: "Is my zipper down?" Her: ".....no..." Me: "Then why is your mouth open?
←Rate | 02-28-2012 23:53 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Privacy is very important to me. That is why I only share sensitive information with my closest 480 friends on Facebook.
←Rate | 02-28-2012 13:49 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife is like a tree She falls down after being hit repeatedly with an Axe.
←Rate | 02-28-2012 13:35 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  



«Previous
1

[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left