Radhi Funny Status Messages

   a woman a day keeps the hand away

   "girls will be boys" - Thai tourism board

   Dear god if you can't make me thin then please just make my friends fat!!!

   I must love my work...I love to sit and stare at it for hours....that's love right????

   If I agree with you we'd both be wrong

   You know you're ugly when the plastic surgeon wants to add a tail

   You know you're an unwanted ugly child when you have been breast fed by the family dog

   Life has a weird way of working out if you take enough booze and drugs

   I'd tell you a joke about my p*ssy...but you'd never get it!!!!!!!

   His O face?? Him playing air guitar whilst having an enema and having his nostril electrocuted whilst his chest is being waxed..mmmmm