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   messageicon I was once in a band called The Stepchildren. A lot of people pretended to like us.
←Rate | 05-18-2012 15:57 by Nobody Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone who has a hard time keeping up with technology has added you on Google+
←Rate | 05-18-2012 15:33 by Nobody Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men may have created fire but women have discovered the art of playing with it.
←Rate | 05-17-2012 14:21 by Nobody Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just never wanna get "make my own belt holes" fat.
←Rate | 05-17-2012 14:15 by Nobody Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank God I finally found love! Its on Page 126 in the dictionary.
←Rate | 05-15-2012 14:21 by Nobody Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls who say 'G-strings are more comfortable than regular underwear' know that men hear 'I like things in my butt'
←Rate | 05-13-2012 08:48 by Nobody Comments (0)  


   messageicon Canadians watch US politics like Americans watch Jersey Shore.
←Rate | 05-13-2012 08:39 by Nobody Comments (0)  


   messageicon it cardio if you put on your swimsuit and have a panic attack?
←Rate | 05-13-2012 08:38 by Nobody Comments (0)  


   messageicon WANTED: A single girl who can cook, love and has a good Job. Must have a house and a car. Please send me pictures of your HOUSE and CAR.
←Rate | 05-10-2012 02:04 by Nobody Comments (0)  


   messageicon This girl just agreed to go on a date with me this weekend. Now I just need to email her my terms and conditions and we are good to go.
←Rate | 05-07-2012 04:03 by Nobody Comments (0)  



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