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   messageicon Dear Facebook, stop asking me what's on my mind. We both know it's against community standards.
←Rate | 03-28-2024 05:59 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a woman says, "Correct me if I'm wrong", do not under any, I mean any circumstances do it.
←Rate | 03-27-2024 06:09 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm combining Easter and April Fools Day together this year. I'm sending kids out to search for eggs I haven't hidden.
←Rate | 03-26-2024 05:59 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not funny... We sprung forward so hard we are back in winter!
←Rate | 03-23-2024 08:16 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think we should cancel April Fools this year. There is no prank topping reality.
←Rate | 03-21-2024 09:43 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember when we used to do prank calls growing up? Now those spam calls are karma getting us back.
←Rate | 03-20-2024 06:10 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you take a social media sabbatical, don't announce it. Just make your last post something fun like "I wonder if there's a bear in this cave?"
←Rate | 03-16-2024 07:13 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage tip: If your wife says she's only getting two things at the store, don't believe her. She's lying!
←Rate | 03-14-2024 10:33 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows. They never get to keep the house.
←Rate | 03-13-2024 09:57 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon My class essay on internal organs was too short. So I added an appendix.
←Rate | 03-11-2024 06:03 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  



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