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   messageicon what if I am a high ranking illuminatii and dont even know it
←Rate | 11-10-2015 23:40 by Danny T Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ravens fans, What's does excitement and happiness feel like? Curious Redskins fan.
←Rate | 12-08-2013 16:30 by Danny T Comments (0)  


   messageicon that moment when your sarcasm is so second nature people actually think you are stupid
←Rate | 03-25-2012 13:19 by Danny T Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything. They make you feel so alive that you'd follow them straight into hell, to get the fix
←Rate | 03-03-2012 13:43 by DANNY T Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed....
←Rate | 02-16-2012 12:24 by Danny T Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont tell god how big my problems are, I tell my problems how big my god is
←Rate | 02-07-2012 09:17 by Danny T Comments (0)  


   messageicon I fold and hang clothes all day at work...then on my day off I have to do laundry...now I know what a prostitute feels like coming home to her man
←Rate | 01-28-2012 23:28 by Danny T Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Wednesday, Please treat me nicely, Thanks.
←Rate | 01-25-2012 09:35 by Danny T Comments (0)  


   messageicon lookin at the cost of medical insureance is making me sick in itself...
←Rate | 01-24-2012 12:12 by Danny T Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dunno if I'm loud enough but I need you to pay attension to whats about to happen to me...
←Rate | 01-23-2012 21:32 by Danny T Comments (0)  



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