Billy Funny Status Messages

   Papa Bear: Read the part again where she burns her whore mouth on my porridge.

   RIP to the other guy in the car with Paul Walker who isn't being recognized because he's not famous.

   ♬ Boots on the ground, boots on the ground, looking like a fool with boots on the ground! ♬

   I'd give anything if I could just hear George Jefferson call us "Honky" one more time!

   The way Obama keeps blaming everything on George W. Bush... I really don't think Bush has a chance of winning the election!

   An autopsy report reviled that marijuana was found in Trayvon's blood system... Now I'm really pissed!  Zimmerman making Travon smoke weed before shooting him? That's just wrong!

   Just clicked a link that promised to show, "the world's largest breasts."... It was just a picture of Michael Moore taking his shirt off.

   I have to admit... I've learned quite a bit about Egyptians over the past week... For example, I was very surprised to see how Egyptians really walk.

   If we really want to keep our sensitive documents safe... Why don't we keep them with Obamas birth certificate?

   If I have to pass a drug test to work my ass off, you should have to pass one to get welfare!!!