Bill C. Funny Status Messages

   Accidentally went grocery shopping hungry and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 6...

   Now we have to see our suspected gay FB friends under a colored rainbow app...

   One page of funnies a day is ruining my status as a comedian.

   Bieber wasn't in that car by chance was he?

   What's the difference between agal who shops at Walmart and a bowling ball? If you had to you'd could eat the bowling ball...

   Friday night: 7pm. The annual Peter pulling contest will be at St. Taffy's. Everyone welcome.

   Yes tomorrow is Friday. Big f-ing deal. It happens every week. Deal with it.

   Wondering if Snookie's parents have a bumper sticker that says, "Our daughter is a slut on Jersey Shore" or "Our Slut can beat up your Slut!"

   trying to explain the urine on the ceiling.

   Humor has been cancelled for the day. We look forward to serving you in the near future.