@kraziedavid909 Funny Status Messages

   And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger(anchor man roast)

   "There must be a very short line for your job."

   You got to live life on both sides of the coin, you never know which side its going to land on

   Happy Jesus day aka Easter. +

   I may be getting older but that's no reason to grow up.

   I have Monday phobia ima shut my eyes and when I open them please be Thursday :-)

   RelationSHIPS sink when they have too many passengers.

   Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

   i can show my love to her everyday <3 valentines day is just another day :-)

   tis the season to be horny