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   messageicon BBM is just a support group for people who can't afford an iPhone.
←Rate | 04-19-2013 15:40 by matome Comments (0)  


   messageicon it is very hard to defend Nigerians as druglords with that big WHITE line on their national flag.
←Rate | 06-28-2013 09:36 by matome Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cocaine worth estimated R10 000 000( $1000 000) was confisticated inside Obama's luggage, in his defense, Obama said people must keep their NOSE out of his business
←Rate | 06-28-2013 14:56 by matome Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tell a girl a million times she's not fat, she’ll never believe you. Call her fat once she’ll never forget it. Most untold secrets
←Rate | 07-14-2013 03:58 by matome Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never trust a guy who says trust me
←Rate | 10-10-2013 19:13 by matome Comments (0)  


   messageicon an 18 years old girl is like a good carpenter; no wood get wasted.
←Rate | 10-29-2013 17:09 by matome Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm at that stage in life where I have to choose between getting loved or getting laid. Tough!
←Rate | 10-29-2013 18:03 by matome Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I check into a hotel with my girlfriend, I check the one with a beauitiful ceiling because we like taking turns as to who stares at the ceiling.
←Rate | 10-29-2013 18:43 by matome Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife and I have one in common; neither of us respect me.
←Rate | 10-30-2013 12:36 by matome Comments (0)  



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