gee Funny Status Messages

   what? I never said I didnt like you. I said "leave me alone, you make me wanna throw up"

   when everything seems overwhelming, I just reassure myself that I will die someday....

   i doubt you're really laughing out loud

   what you're awesome at black ops? wow, dedication and no life right there

   step aside, I have a spork!

   the akward moment when you open the fridge and a fly comes out

   the feeling of getting an email with an attachment

   it did not taste like chicken at all

   why is everyone in love with their hair these days? I hate my hair ..cause it's so FREAKIN AWESOME!!

   my stomach is going "grr". does it hate me?

   dear yellow light. challenge accepted!

   my dogs weird. I flip him off and he just wags his tail

   what ever happened to blues clues? did that dog die

   if you text me "lol", I will reply "prove it"

   am I the only human being that hates that fake fruit on cereal?

   when will people understand. "i can't hear you while I'm chewing my doritos!"

   sharing is caring, but I don't care

   ladies, sure what you've been through is heroic. but what I've made you go through is Epic!

   so we took a poll. and just as I suspected, nobody likes you

   oh look at the time, it's time to not care