Seanathon Funny Status Messages

   Dear Facebook... How can I be near the town I'm already in?!.....Near Stfu!

   What's with all the relationship post?! This ain't Dr.Phil! Be Funny..or Be out!

   Sooo.. In between Mundane Monday.. And Whip'em Out Wednesday.. I now proclaim today as.."Touch ur Toes Tuesday!" Because people are just so eager to F*ck you every chance they can get!

   Black guys from other countries aren't really "Black Guys"

   I dont care if you are family... And we have 100 mutal friends...I still dont know who the hell you are...So dont send me a friend request!

   Let's face it people... Slow an Steady NEVER wins the race... Whoever came up with that quote...Is a idiot!

   Famous people are droppin like flies..I mean..We had...Michael Jackson..Amy Whinehouse..Steve Jobs.. Whose next.. Lindsay Lohan?!

   Some people on Facebook always post funny stuff.. Some people always post lovey dovey stuff.. And Some people posts.. Just make you wana scream..STFU Already!

   Most Sundays on Fb.. Hop on see all the Praise the Lord post.. Like a few baby pics.. Have a quick convo wit some friends.Then off to bed..

   Thunder only happens when it's raining..Players only love you when they're playin..

   I'll be Black you stay White here!

   I finally know what I wana be for Halloween this year....18 Again!

   I finally know what I wana be for Halloween this year....18 Again! How scary would that be!

   Just because you didn't "Like" it...Doesn't mean you didn't see it!

   Wow...Im sittin at work watchin the snow fall... Its friggin October! Mother Nature must of finally hit menopause.. That fridgid b!tch made it snow!! Bring fall back!!!

   I wonder which lazy a$$ rapper decided to abbreviate the word "Crazy".... I mean c'mon that sh!ts CRAY!

   "Well Fine! If you don't have anything nice to say...Then.. Take off your clothes..!?!"

   Why is it when I press 1 for English when calling "Tech Support"... I get someone that doesnt even speak f*ckin english!!!

   Now I know why women get so pissed about the toliet seat being left up...MAN! That toliet water is cold!

   oh no! Just got an Android phone..And I dont know how to copy an paste! All my friends must think I'm dead!