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   messageicon Do those Jehovah Witness guys on the bicycles ride south for the winter? Hadn't seen them in awhile.
←Rate | 02-11-2011 10:38 by Rick H. Comments (2)  


   messageicon This new Facebook friend viewer application so you can see your friends online is kind of weird. Its like they don't even know you can see them.
←Rate | 02-13-2011 20:21 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon On my third cup of coffee and the day is looking real good. I think its going to be a great day. Did I mention its going to be a fantastic day.......
←Rate | 02-22-2011 09:13 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Even after watching the interview tonight Charlie Manson was thinking "This boy has lost his mind!"
←Rate | 03-01-2011 23:53 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tonights Forecast in Libya: A beautiful full blue moon followed by a sky filled with long range missiles and a great air show.
←Rate | 03-19-2011 13:08 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finally some "CHANGE" we can sink our teeth into. Chicken and Waffles at the I-Hop!
←Rate | 03-19-2011 13:32 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw a license plate yesterday that said "I miss New York", so I smashed their window and snatched their laptop...
←Rate | 05-18-2011 00:44 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Three things I cannot do: (1) pass up a piece of cake, (2) say "rural" and (3) open a can of biscuits without yelling when it pops.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 09:43 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon After seeing Jennifer Aniston new boyfriend, I just realized that possibly I did have a chance....
←Rate | 06-06-2011 12:27 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon You put a little vodka in the Jello shots and its all ok, but let me put in a little cystal meth and all of a sudden I'm the bad guy.....
←Rate | 06-13-2011 00:02 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon After several hours of intense negotiating at the car dealership, I'm happy to say that I'm the proud owner of a 30ft. inflatible Gorilla...Yeah baby.....
←Rate | 06-21-2011 14:45 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just found out this Beanie Baby collection was not a great investment.
←Rate | 06-25-2011 13:06 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon My neighbor must have not paid her internet bill. I can't get on the internet.
←Rate | 06-26-2011 01:07 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lindsay Lohan has been released, so hide your jewelry....
←Rate | 06-29-2011 15:08 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now thinking that I had the 455.00 back that I spent on fireworks....
←Rate | 07-05-2011 10:45 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon America... the only country in the world where not buckling your child in a seatbelt carries a bigger penalty than murdering your child.
←Rate | 07-05-2011 17:27 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Casey Anthony didn't even get a slap on the hand. She did however get her fingers dirty by getting fingerprinted.
←Rate | 07-05-2011 17:32 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to write out my self-worth in roman numerals. It looks so much more impressive.
←Rate | 07-13-2011 12:19 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon OMG! Anyone know the number of the water treatment plant? I need to let em know I just sent something their way that is going to cause trouble when it gets there....Lordy Lordy Lordy!
←Rate | 07-28-2011 23:18 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Note to self: Lets keep those intimate times to ourselves..
←Rate | 08-04-2011 13:05 by Rick H. Comments (0)  



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