Jennythe1 Funny Status Messages

   certain that the news companies are now just making stuff up to try and scare us because I've just seen the headline 'KILLER CUCUMBER CLAIMS 10 LIVES.'

   you can't say the following words without sounding like an Irishman swearing: WHALE, OIL, BEEF, HOOKED.

   it's very easy for a woman to impress a man. Just show up naked and bring beer.

   HELP! I am a man trapped in a womans body! So does anybody know how to get out of position number 47 of the Kama-Sutra?