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   messageicon The imbecile underneath this couldn't come up with a clever retort, so he stood on my shoulders and a f00l of himself in the process.
←Rate | 09-13-2021 19:21 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so dumb, when the bartender said "drinks on the house," I got a ladder.
←Rate | 09-16-2021 15:24 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a kid, the term "gaslighting" didn't involve playing mind games. It involved a Bic lighter and farting.
←Rate | 09-22-2021 11:48 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  


   messageicon LGBTQ = Let's Get Biden To Quit
←Rate | 10-21-2021 12:52 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so dumb, I thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.
←Rate | 10-25-2021 23:38 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Joe Biden: You know I properly planned my day when I can squeeze in that 3rd nap.
←Rate | 10-27-2021 19:52 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some days you're the turd; some days you're the fly. I'm both every day. - Joe Biden
←Rate | 10-29-2021 09:26 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Brace yourselves. Here come all the imbeciles to remind us that Veterans Day is for the living and Memorial Day is for the deceased.
←Rate | 11-10-2021 16:21 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fruity Pebbles and Cocoa Pebbles are 50 years old. The first WOKE cereals ever.
←Rate | 12-02-2021 10:59 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fuel prices are so high under the Biden administration, he is now suggesting we fart on our wallets for gas money.
←Rate | 12-14-2021 20:09 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  


   messageicon RIP Bob Saget: A comic whose stand-up routine was basically a 9 year old who discovered you can say curse words when your parents aren't around.
←Rate | 01-10-2022 04:18 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's amazing how one transgender can trigger so much hate and ignorance. Like honestly, how are people like that affecting your lives?
←Rate | 01-10-2022 20:26 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  


   messageicon The good news regarding climate change: It'll eventually kiII off the Winter Olympics.
←Rate | 02-11-2022 13:30 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  


   messageicon My dream funeral would include me bring buried, wrapped in the confederate flag. Can't get more patriotic than that.
←Rate | 02-12-2022 09:27 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm working a double shift tomorrow at a restaurant lounge. Since it'll be Valentine's Day, I'm putting a fake engagement ring in every woman's drink who's there with a date.
←Rate | 02-13-2022 10:08 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know there's definitely something wrong with me when I care more about someone getting a BJ in the Oval Office than violations of the constitution and abuse of office.
←Rate | 02-15-2022 13:37 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never realized that the toilet was a good way to get rid of the evidence.
←Rate | 02-16-2022 09:38 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I took lessons from a half-wit and held onto it all.
←Rate | 02-27-2022 10:01 by Ef-Az-Zzee Comments (0)  



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