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   messageicon Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
←Rate | 04-20-2010 21:16 by bego Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girl, you are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts
←Rate | 04-21-2010 22:02 by bego Comments (0)  


   messageicon An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea.". Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.".
←Rate | 04-27-2010 20:56 by bego Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook knows me better than anyone
←Rate | 05-04-2010 16:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police
←Rate | 05-09-2010 23:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I SURVIVED Y2K, BIRD FLUE, SWINE FLU AND MAD COW DISEASE. 2012 BRING IT ON.
←Rate | 05-12-2010 15:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone seems normal until you get to know them
←Rate | 05-17-2010 21:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments..
←Rate | 05-17-2010 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please Wait...My heart is now loading...20% completed.40% completed.80% completed.99.9% completed...Error! Error!..Something has interrupted the download. Please try again later.
←Rate | 05-23-2010 23:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon U know some people are like VIRUSES, they ENTER your LIFE, SCAN your POCKETS, TRANSFER your IDEAS, EDIT your MINDE, DOWNLOAD your HEART, and UPLOAD their PROBLEMS
←Rate | 05-23-2010 23:20 by BEGO Comments (9)  


   messageicon thinks Facebook keeps trying REALLY hard to connect me with people I'm desperately trying to avoid.
←Rate | 05-27-2010 15:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook account for sale, Friends included
←Rate | 05-27-2010 15:04 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon changed his profile picture. Now I look a little less ugly
←Rate | 05-27-2010 21:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My status has a crush on someone.
←Rate | 05-28-2010 23:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be who you are, not who others try to make you
←Rate | 05-30-2010 23:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish, with a passion, that I could find the strength to give you one more chance.
←Rate | 05-31-2010 22:38 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Regreting is only a waste of time. if something happened,accept that it happened and there is nothing that can be done to change it.just be happy that it is not yet the end of the world.
←Rate | 05-31-2010 22:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since I'm now single, if I broke my hand could I put "it's complicated" as my relationship status?
←Rate | 05-31-2010 23:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
←Rate | 06-02-2010 21:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Awww! Isn't that sweet. Everyone's so in love from Facebook how long thats going to last.. like in relationship but its complicated WTF
←Rate | 06-06-2010 23:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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