Robert Red Eagle Funny Status Messages

   Some people really have a knack for giving my middle finger an erection...

   Happiness isn't getting what you love, it's loving what you get...

   People kept telling me all day I looked hot!... Then I realized it was probably coz I was sweating like a pig in this frickin' heat...

   Does anyone else wonder why there are more male sword swallowers than female sword swallowers...

   If you ever cause me to go to jail, I will slap the soap out of your hands...

   I would've went to the wedding just to wear one of those cool hats...

   The single hand that wipes your tears during your failures, is better than the hands that clap for your successes...

   my favourite ride is the "slip inside"... oops, I meant the slip n' slide...

   Someone called me a social butterfly, I'm more of a social moth. When I approach a hot woman, I get shot down in flames...