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   messageicon Bought some prescribe pills to improve my memory. But I keep forgetting to take them.
←Rate | 08-17-2020 02:14 by Oldtimer Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does sour cream have an expiry date?
←Rate | 08-17-2020 23:46 by Oldtimer Comments (0)  


   messageicon .. To make sure they will arrive on time, I'm mailing my Christmas cards now.
←Rate | 08-20-2020 22:58 by Oldtimer Comments (0)  


   messageicon Teacher: "Billy give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat, and detail in it." Bily: "When a horse jumps defence, defeat go first then detail.
←Rate | 08-30-2020 22:30 by Oldtimer Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be nice and wipe the seat.
←Rate | 09-01-2020 23:22 by Oldtimer Comments (0)  


   messageicon Modern technology now has a camera with a shutter speed so fast, it can capture an image of a woman with her mouth shut.
←Rate | 09-06-2020 00:38 by Oldtimer Comments (0)  



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