Funny Status Message #58927

X has a 1984 Buick Skylark with a 2.5 liter 4 cylinder that can go zero to sixty in 37.2 seconds. Top that.
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Thursday June 2, 2011 @ 12:05 AM

I have a Metallic Mint Green 1964 Buick Skylark convertible without positraction...

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