Funny Status Message #39249

X is Overheard at grocery: "Paper or plastic, sir?" "Doesn't matter. I'm bisacksual."
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# 177629 The cashier at the grocery store asked if I wanted a paper or plastic bag. I said plastic. She goes, "You must have a pretty girlfriend."
# 74522 I actually hate grocery clerks who ask "paper or plastic." It's like they know I f*ck ugly women.
# 100689 MY Grocery Store is so environmetally conscience it doesnt give paperbags anymore- jsut plastic...OH but they still havent figured out howNOT to give a 3 ft receiept for buying jsut a loaf of bread!!!!!!!!!!!!!

←Rate | 12-08-2010 15:38 by jack | Tags: Approved

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