That Awkward Moment When Messages... (beta)

an ugly person calls someone else ugly.

you try to play "got your nose" with VOLDEMORT.

you forget how the lie goes..

someone else is getting more txts then you ON UR OWN PHONE!!!

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Edward & Santa are watching you sleep at the same time.

you like a girl who has been treated like shit by her ex so she is scared to go back into relationships. Asss holeeee.

you and your secret crush who has a gf are sitting together and someone comes up and ask if yall go out.. blush

your reading a "Choose your own Adventure" book and decide to go into the cave on page 87....Only to get killed by a naked hobo...

a runaway car splashes mud at you in town n you pretend nothing happened

a ugly person says "man, I really need my beauty sleep" . . . and all you can think is what they really need to do is hibernate . . .

u see ur ex and his new girl and ur first thought is "damn!!! did I turned him gay?"

your facebook friends dont pay any attention to your Photo you uploaded but yet ugly girls or girls thats not all tht pretty get the most attention not to metion we have the same amount of friends

You realize you have beeOh gosh! ur hands up in excitement and end up hitting ur male teacher in his chest.

you throw a grenade at somebody you hate, and Bruno Mars catches it.

the very awkward moment when you slickly smack your booty call's ass at work and feel a pad..

santa has the same wrapping paper as your mom.

you change your Facebook status to “single” and your ex `Likes` it.

you get no likes coz nobody gets the intelligent joke you’ve posted

ur husband is sexting someone else.