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   why, hello there tequila and vodka....enjoy your stay, and as usual...please feel free to as many complementary brain cells you'd like.....i believe you and liver have met??

   just realized that if you change the word "wand" to "wang" in the Harry Potter books, suddenly the books become a lot more interesting.

   doesnt have a control button on his keyboard because he's "always in control"

   Refuse's to watch anything twilight or new moon, for the same reason he does not eat anything soy, He's afraid what too much estrogen might do to his body.

   he can cook, clean, multitask, and definatly drive better then most of the woman he knows.

   Doesnt watch Dancing with the stars, or American Idol, for the same reason he doent eat or drink anything soy, because hes afraid to put toomuch estrogen in his system.

   a recent survey showed .0025% of woman think about "x" during sex, in a similar study, "x" thinks about "x" 100% of the time during sex.