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"What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter"
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08-25-2015 07:10 by
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"If I could take just one thing to a desert island I probably wouldn't go"
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08-25-2015 07:13 by
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thankful Sandy decided to help out with the yardwork and blow my leaf piles down the road!
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10-29-2012 21:03 by
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Its one of those «Depends» mornings.... That's where you have to pee real bad and don't want to get out of bed. But if you had «Depends» on you probably wouldnt;;;;;;;
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01-14-2012 12:36 by
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I am on a new "no bread diet" - sure makes eating peanut butter and jelly pretty tough.....
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11-27-2011 05:41 by
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