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   messageicon Celebrate Thanksgiving by giving people the bird.
←Rate | 11-12-2018 04:11 by Ha.ha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Disappointment is coming home to the smell of fresh bake cookies and finding out it's just a scented candel.
←Rate | 11-11-2018 05:21 by Ha.ha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe it's the washer and not the dryer that steals the socks.
←Rate | 08-03-2018 15:46 by Ha.ha Comments (0)  


   messageicon "The New York marathon was found to be a more efficient way to get around the city."
←Rate | 11-04-2018 21:31 by Ha.ha Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you go in the ocean to pee, go in past your waist.
←Rate | 08-09-2018 00:19 by Ha.ha Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're born in November, your parents probablity had a fun Valentine's day.
←Rate | 11-03-2018 05:38 by Ha.ha Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm far from distancing my self from anything.
←Rate | 09-19-2018 04:25 by Ha.ha Comments (0)  


   messageicon My MIL would invite her self to have dinner with my husband and me. Tired of this, one time after dinner I put the dishies on the floor and let the dog lick them clean in front of her. Then put them back into the cabinet. We now have MIL free dinners.
←Rate | 11-15-2018 05:13 by Ha.ha Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Wisdom doesn't come from age, wisdom comes from the things that you srewed up in your life."
←Rate | 11-04-2018 22:10 by Ha.ha Comments (1)  


   messageicon Untill I got married, I never knew there was a wrong way to put the milk back into the fridge.
←Rate | 11-08-2018 02:26 by Ha.ha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys the secret to a happy marriage...... "Honey, you're absolutely right."
←Rate | 11-08-2018 02:58 by Ha.ha Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just had a Hebrew National Hotdog. It's like a normal hotdog, but with the skin at the end cut off.
←Rate | 08-05-2018 19:29 by Ha.ha Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife and I have doggie style sex. I sit up and beg for it. And she rolls over and plays dead.
←Rate | 09-19-2018 04:30 by Ha.ha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Aggravation: Trying to get a vending machine to take a wrinkled dollar bill.
←Rate | 11-11-2018 22:24 by Ha.ha Comments (0)  


   messageicon When my wife is angry with me, she'll not only stops talking to me, she'll also send me blank tex messages.
←Rate | 11-13-2018 01:22 by Ha.ha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does a flamingo lift one leg? Because if it lifted both, it would fall over.
←Rate | 11-03-2018 05:33 by Ha.ha Comments (0)  


   messageicon The secret to a happy marriage.... Jack Daniels on the rocks
←Rate | 11-08-2018 04:58 by Ha.ha Comments (0)  


   messageicon A married couple in their 60's gets a vist from a fairy. Who says I will grant each of you a wish. The wife wish for a 2nd honey moon. Poof. Two tickets on a luxury cruse liner appear Husband I'd like my wife to be 30 years younger than me Poof he's 92
←Rate | 08-05-2018 21:24 by Ha.ha Comments (0)  


   messageicon spending Thanksgiving day with your obnoxious relatives something to be thankful for?
←Rate | 11-15-2018 20:23 by Ha.ha Comments (0)  


   messageicon It should be a Thanksgiving tradition that one of the football games be the Patriots vs the Redskins.
←Rate | 11-01-2018 00:35 by Ha.ha Comments (2)  


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