Fr8Train Funny Status Messages

   I thought she asked if I was interested in an orgy... Turns out she really said "4G." My apologies to the lady at the Verizon kiosk.

   I ordered myself an Eastern European bride online. SO EXCITED. Just received confirmation... My Czech is in the mail

   After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes...... "No hablo ingles."