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My Indian name is 'Dances with Panda Express'.
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08-30-2016 20:52 by
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Female gladiators are known as gladiolas.... Trust me, I'm a gladiatorian.
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08-30-2016 20:46 by
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Yes,,, 4 out of 5 dentists recommend you brush your teeth... But the 5th one gets the most business.es,,,
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08-30-2016 20:43 by
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TSA: Sir, you can't bring that bottle of whiskey on the flight... Me: Um, this is my Service Whiskey. See his little vest?
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08-30-2016 15:04 by
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Listen,,, If you're not writing letters to random male prisoners,, you're really not "trying everything" to find a man.
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08-30-2016 14:58 by
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someone stole my mood ring....and I'm just not sure how I feel about that
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08-30-2016 06:45 by
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Yes Comrade,, In America, No one owns a smartphone, the smartphone owns you.
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08-29-2016 21:54 by
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[Ship Sinking] Captain:We're short on boats, so women & children first... *Guy rubs chin *coughs* I identify as a woman.... Men echo:I'm a woman too!
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08-29-2016 21:50 by
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Traitor Joe: Hmmm,, how can I regain people's trust AND sell groceries at the same time?
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08-29-2016 21:28 by
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GOOD DAY SIR !!!... And thank you for the "World of pure imagination"... r.i.p.
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08-29-2016 21:12 by
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Why do I do this?... Cuz,, Laughter is an instant vacation
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08-29-2016 08:29 by
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It's not that hard to figure out a woman.,, just leave her alone when she wants you to,,, Woah woah woah, not that much..... Ok, now she's mad
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08-29-2016 08:23 by
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Parenting is 25% aggravation,,, and 90% being confused by their math homework.
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08-25-2016 15:20 by
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I'm so tired,,, United Airlines just tried to charge me $25 for the bags under my eyes.
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08-24-2016 20:30 by
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I wrote you a little song. It's called, "Stop including me in group texts or I'm going to cut you."
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08-24-2016 19:46 by
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You stopped at a gas station for a pee break? C'mon, Ryan Lochte ,,, you spent 90 percent of your life in a public pool.
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08-23-2016 23:09 by
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Told my wife I wanted our kids every other weekend and she reminded me that we're married & live together so I'd have to see them every day.
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08-23-2016 22:43 by
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It's illegal to destroy US currency but my wife just bought a Kia Sportage which is pretty much the same thing.
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08-23-2016 22:41 by
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If one of your life goals is to fight with someone about how to load a dishwasher, may I suggest marriage.
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08-22-2016 12:26 by
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If you've considered robbing Ryan Lochte,,,, now would be the perfect time.
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08-22-2016 12:23 by
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