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i pirate so many songs & movies that I should download a boat
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09-11-2012 17:04 by
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be glad ur not a smurf....they have blue balls 24/7
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09-12-2012 00:12 by
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i think my teachers were lies ....they said "A for Apple".....the iphone just keeps repeating itself
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09-13-2012 19:54 by
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when science teachers were gonna talk about "natural disasters" I thought they were gonna talk about relationships
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09-19-2012 18:54 by
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there's that old saying that "you are what you eat" so for Halloween i'm thinking of passing out dum dum suckers to the neighborhood kids
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09-22-2012 03:33 by
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wqhen the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie....you're a clumsy astronaut
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09-23-2012 18:01 by
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if "nice guys finish last" then why do women go for the bad boys 1st?....dont you want a guy that lasts longer in the bedroom?
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09-24-2012 07:27 by
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i hope Boeing makes Romney a special plane with his windows that go down....its gonna be the short plane
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09-26-2012 19:49 by
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republican read the story of "robin hood" backwards...they want to steal from the poor & give to the rich
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09-26-2012 20:57 by
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a Google girlfriend....im always searching for her :(
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09-27-2012 22:28 by
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wondering if the new iphone 5 comes with some kind of food stamp app
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09-28-2012 03:06 by
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it would be really hard to read something Yoda wrote if he was also dyslexic
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09-29-2012 21:25 by
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gun fired at the BET awards...dont they listen to rap music & realize the rappers have guns....try a metal detector at next year's award show
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09-30-2012 02:29 by
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when did the country's concern for money go from Wall Street to Sesame Street?
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10-04-2012 04:30 by
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love is like lottery numbers....gotta keep finding the crappy ones before you get the good ones
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10-07-2012 00:52 by
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alcohol turns people into the little engine that could...i think I can, I think I can
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10-10-2012 23:46 by
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i wonder if they threaten Spongebob's job tonight....all parents are hoping
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10-11-2012 19:13 by
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anyone else watching this verbal pay-per-view match? the folks on tv call it a "debate"
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10-11-2012 21:06 by
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i had a sexy cashier tonight at the store....it was self check-out
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10-15-2012 20:31 by
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"tums" needs to change their product name....some ppl are dyslexic with heart burn & easy offended by reading SMUT on the bottles
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10-17-2012 21:25 by
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