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   messageicon Let me ruin your favorite song by playing 15 times a day, 7 days a week!” – The Radio.
←Rate | 07-13-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thongs are like barbed wire fences. They protect the property, but don’t block the view.
←Rate | 03-01-2013 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Little brothers XBOX broke. Go to new one. Worthless Walmart employee was too lazy to find one. Tells me they are all out. So I stand in front of her and buy it online with in store pickup so she has to find it. BAM
←Rate | 08-30-2013 23:54 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon I'm pretty sure my Internet Explorer “error reports” end up the same place my letters to Santa do.
←Rate | 06-19-2011 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I had a shot of whiskey for everytime I thought of you, I'd be sober.
←Rate | 05-02-2012 21:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some of the best decisions I’ve ever made involved me clicking cancel instead of send.
←Rate | 01-25-2013 21:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if dog’s had facebook, would they put our picture as their profile picture.
←Rate | 04-26-2013 21:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lying in bed, wondering if it's worth it to get up and pee.
←Rate | 04-13-2011 22:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come whenever I tell someone I play guitar, they challenge me to Guitar Hero? I have never challenged a veteran to Call of Duty.
←Rate | 04-22-2011 11:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seems like it's going to be “die trying” rather than “get rich” kind of life.
←Rate | 10-05-2012 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I cant stand when people say a babies age in months after a year old. "Yeah he's 29 months old", B$tch don't make me do math.
←Rate | 08-16-2012 21:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon People are saying the voting age should be 16. Twilight won 9 teen shoice awards. You really want them voting for the next president?
←Rate | 11-09-2012 22:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You don't get smarter as you get older. There just aren't any stupid things left that you haven't already done.
←Rate | 11-25-2012 21:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're dating my ex? I ate a sandwich earlier, you want those leftovers too?
←Rate | 08-12-2010 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The biggest difference between my wife and a bear is that sometimes, if I play dead, the bear will leave me alone.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 22:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh wow. you're really gonna fight me over the internet? What's the worst you can do, caps-lock my a@s?
←Rate | 05-30-2011 22:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a man signals a woman to walk in front & says, “Ladies first” it really means “Go ahead. I'll stand back & watch how your ass walks.”
←Rate | 03-25-2011 15:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't get jealous when I see my ex with someone new, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to someone less fortunate
←Rate | 09-28-2010 23:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are only 2 types of honest people in this world, small children & drunk people
←Rate | 05-16-2011 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everybody deserves second chances, but not for the same damn mistakes.
←Rate | 02-23-2012 22:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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