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Let me ruin your favorite song by playing 15 times a day, 7 days a week!” – The Radio.
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07-13-2012 21:17 by
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Thongs are like barbed wire fences. They protect the property, but don’t block the view.
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03-01-2013 21:22 by
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Little brothers XBOX broke. Go to new one. Worthless Walmart employee was too lazy to find one. Tells me they are all out. So I stand in front of her and buy it online with in store pickup so she has to find it. BAM
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08-30-2013 23:54 by
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I'm pretty sure my Internet Explorer “error reports” end up the same place my letters to Santa do.
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06-19-2011 21:27 by
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If I had a shot of whiskey for everytime I thought of you, I'd be sober.
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05-02-2012 21:10 by
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Some of the best decisions I’ve ever made involved me clicking cancel instead of send.
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01-25-2013 21:31 by
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I wonder if dog’s had facebook, would they put our picture as their profile picture.
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04-26-2013 21:32 by
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Lying in bed, wondering if it's worth it to get up and pee.
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04-13-2011 22:18 by
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How come whenever I tell someone I play guitar, they challenge me to Guitar Hero? I have never challenged a veteran to Call of Duty.
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04-22-2011 11:05 by
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Seems like it's going to be “die trying” rather than “get rich” kind of life.
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10-05-2012 22:20 by
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I cant stand when people say a babies age in months after a year old. "Yeah he's 29 months old", B$tch don't make me do math.
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08-16-2012 21:54 by
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People are saying the voting age should be 16. Twilight won 9 teen shoice awards. You really want them voting for the next president?
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11-09-2012 22:53 by
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You don't get smarter as you get older. There just aren't any stupid things left that you haven't already done.
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11-25-2012 21:45 by
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You're dating my ex? I ate a sandwich earlier, you want those leftovers too?
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08-12-2010 21:58 by
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The biggest difference between my wife and a bear is that sometimes, if I play dead, the bear will leave me alone.
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05-23-2011 22:01 by
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Oh wow. you're really gonna fight me over the internet? What's the worst you can do, caps-lock my a@s?
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05-30-2011 22:30 by
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When a man signals a woman to walk in front & says, “Ladies first” it really means “Go ahead. I'll stand back & watch how your ass walks.”
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03-25-2011 15:03 by
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I don't get jealous when I see my ex with someone new, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to someone less fortunate
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09-28-2010 23:13 by
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There are only 2 types of honest people in this world, small children & drunk people
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05-16-2011 21:58 by
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Everybody deserves second chances, but not for the same damn mistakes.
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02-23-2012 22:41 by
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