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At the Halloween store: the "Slutty Frankenstein" costumes aren't flying off the shelves.
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09-27-2010 15:31 by
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Dated a blind girl once, her name was .::. ::.:. ..:.:. :.:..::. ..:::.
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06-24-2011 03:58 by
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Not to be insensitive, but this oil spill better not affect my access to delicious pelican meat.
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06-09-2010 16:32 by
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Cam Newton's winning the Heisman surprised no one - especially Julian Assange, who knew about it a month ago.
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12-11-2010 22:51 by
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I hope South Pole doesn't respond to increased North Pole activity with military exercises. Everybody settle down.
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12-04-2010 13:19 by
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Game, set, match equals tennis. Set, match, run equals arson.
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05-31-2011 14:21 by
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BP says it will emerge from the current situation "smaller and wiser." I assume sea life will emerge "shinier and more waterproof."
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07-28-2010 12:36 by
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The founder of 'Jews for Jesus' died today.. the funeral will be catered by 'Vegetarians for Meat'
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05-21-2010 17:10 by
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I've gotta come clean... that's why I jack-off with Purell
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06-24-2011 03:59 by
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Ricky Martin has answered the question, "Are you gay?". But for many, another question remains: "Who's Ricky Martin?"
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04-13-2010 00:55 by
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Which is the best new slur for hipsters: Fauxhemian or Doucheoisie? I'm thinking Doucheoisie.
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04-13-2010 01:00 by
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After five minutes of forced conversation, I've just realized that this person sitting across from me is not, in fact, Tony Danza
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05-21-2010 02:11 by
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looks like I wont be updating my status anytime soon..
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06-15-2010 13:49 by
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JaMarcus Russell has admitted failing a drug test. It's all explained in his new book "Eat Pray Eat Love Eat Chug Purple Drank Eat".
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08-16-2010 15:14 by
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I'm hearing that the founder of Friendster is donating like $75 to the University of Phoenix.
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09-27-2010 15:37 by
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After the Vikings dreadful performance and fall to 1-3, the Chilean Miners have decided to stay underground.
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10-12-2010 00:52 by
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New study shows that too much Facebook leads to alcohol/drug abuse, which leads to neglecting one's imaginary sheep.
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11-15-2010 23:17 by
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I hate when people put words in my mouth.. with the possible exceptions of “waffle” or “sandwich.”
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11-29-2010 21:23 by
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Somewhere in America, a guy at a CVS wisely and at the last minute, puts back the loofah
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03-29-2011 21:10 by
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Saw the Goodyear blimp today. It read "ICE CUBE NO LONGER EVEN REMOTELY A PIMP".
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06-21-2011 01:44 by
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