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I'm starting to think those 4 years of "P. Diddy Language" I took in grad school may have been a wizz-aste.
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09-08-2010 15:22 by
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Amy Winehouse says her body has been through so much she probably can't get pregnant. Darwin wins again.
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09-08-2010 15:20 by
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Craigslist removed its' "Adult Services"section. Headline should read, "No one to ever use Craigslist again".
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09-08-2010 15:20 by
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If you say the word "douche" fast and repetitively, it will sound like the beat of a techno song that some douche would definitely love.
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09-08-2010 15:19 by
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Barack Obama's tweets are too official. Just once I'd like to see something like: "Just took a Biden-sized dump".
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I feel like "cheeseburger" works better as a noun than as an adjective.
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09-08-2010 15:17 by
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
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08-31-2010 11:54 by
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The saxophone still hasn't been brought to justice for everything it did in the 1980s.
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08-24-2010 18:44 by
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I support precisely enough global warming to flood Jersey Shore.
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08-24-2010 18:42 by
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The best part of watching an actor on an environmental crusade is when he gets on his private plane.
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08-23-2010 17:18 by
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I saw a guy today that had a bedazzled cell phone. I thought it was kinda gay..... but then thought he might have stolen the phone and he might be a thug. The whole thing confused me.
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08-23-2010 12:52 by
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Wyclef Jean is running for President of Haiti. He should pledge to make Lauryn Hill his Secretary of Miseducation.
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08-20-2010 15:53 by
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I'm seriously reevaluating my MySpace Top 8
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08-17-2010 13:28 by
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Dead fish washed onto "Jersey Shore" cast's beach. The slimy, oft-horizontal twitching creatures say they feel bad for the fish....
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08-16-2010 15:15 by
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JaMarcus Russell has admitted failing a drug test. It's all explained in his new book "Eat Pray Eat Love Eat Chug Purple Drank Eat".
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08-16-2010 15:14 by
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems; but then again, neither does milk.
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08-16-2010 15:12 by
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So, I guess the FDA has approved the "week-after" pill - the perfect remedy for those not so skilled at time/pants management...
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08-16-2010 15:11 by
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Maybe it's just me, but I think throwing rocks and feces at Tila Tequila officially renders you a member of the Sane Clown Posse.
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08-16-2010 15:09 by
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Twice already today I have warned my co-workers that I was on the verge of going "JetBlue flight attendant." It's the new "going postal."
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08-12-2010 11:38 by
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Shark Week is over, but I'm not taking down my decorations
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08-10-2010 19:31 by
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