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Stories that have been ripped from the headlines are the best. Except the ones ripped by bears. They're really hard to read.
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07-24-2011 05:51 by
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You can't judge a book by its cover. I read that on a book cover. It's like a life lesson if you really think about it.
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07-24-2011 05:54 by
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They tried to send Amy Winehouse to the coroner but she said no, no, no. Just kidding, she's dead and didn't say anything.
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07-24-2011 06:06 by
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When you start working on your own manifesto, its time to go talk to the professionals in the mental health industry.
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07-25-2011 13:45 by
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My Ouija board keeps saying "Boo! LOL J/K!" Stupid teenage ghosts.
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07-26-2011 19:25 by
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I don't keep up with such things, but is there a male Eastern European porn star named Vlad the Impaler yet?
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07-26-2011 19:34 by
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Some people say I'm a dreamer, others say, “If you fall asleep at work again you're fired"
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07-28-2011 05:51 by
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To all those that like to take pics in their bathroom mirrors, clean up the bathroom first!
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07-28-2011 05:52 by
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The sincerest form of flattery is a steamroller
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07-28-2011 05:54 by
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I feel a disturbance in the Force. Something tells me that Dan Snyder, owner of the Washington Redskins is about to do something stupid.
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07-28-2011 19:13 by
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So you say Red Bull just isn't enough kick for you anymore. How about I set you on fire? That will get you up and moving. For a bit anyway.
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07-28-2011 19:21 by
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So did all those kids that had the skate or die t shirts in the 90s die?
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07-28-2011 19:23 by
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Children grow up so fast. One day they're taking their 1st steps, the next they're taken away after a judge rules you're a negligent parent.
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07-30-2011 03:09 by
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My life's motto: "Live every week as if its shark week"
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07-31-2011 05:55 by
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Today MTV turns 30, and yes I'm old enough to remember when they played music videos
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08-01-2011 06:11 by
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Why would I trust the Gordon's fisherman? Bad things happen when you "trust" a man in a rain slicker. All he needs is a windowless van
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08-04-2011 03:33 by
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If drinking destroys your memory…what does drinking do?
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08-04-2011 03:35 by
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Your body might be trying to tell you something, shut it up with cheese
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08-04-2011 03:41 by
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I wish running scenarios through my mind burned calories.
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08-04-2011 03:49 by
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How to Stop Cyber Bullying: 1. Close your laptop 2. You Win!!
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08-04-2011 03:50 by
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