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My gf says I never listen to her (or something like that)
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04-24-2010 12:44 by
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working, and having short Facebook breaks... but is now on Facebook with short work breaks... much more fun!
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04-24-2010 12:48 by
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I have a six pack which I wanna show off at the beach this summer it was too blady long in the fridge.
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04-24-2010 12:49 by
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I'm so confused, I thought the Crip Walk was a marathon for gang members
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04-25-2010 13:22 by
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When you put 'aspiring' in front of your chosen profession. What I hear is: I'm unemployed.
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04-25-2010 13:22 by
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The guy driving in front of me is totally following me
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04-25-2010 13:23 by
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other coworkers" and I circled "absolutely false"?
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04-25-2010 13:24 by
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My new study method for finals is put a question on the outside of a beer bottle and the answer at the bottom
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04-26-2010 04:32 by
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Dear Patron, now that you helped me gain my confidence, can you please help me find my car?
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04-26-2010 04:41 by
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Justin Bieber should be treated like AM radio and nobody should ever listen to them...
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04-26-2010 04:42 by
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The guy driving in front of me is totally following me...
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04-26-2010 04:43 by
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Back before clocks and calendars I bet people used wonder why one day out of seven always sucked
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04-26-2010 18:02 by
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Comparing Sarah Jessica Parker to a horse is insulting and lame. Horses are majestic, beautiful creatures unworthy of your contempt
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04-26-2010 18:15 by
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This isn't quite what I wanted to be when I grew up, but it was the best I could do on such short notice.
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04-26-2010 20:15 by
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I am embarrassed for my co-workers. I am the only person in the building who remembered to wear a toga today.
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04-26-2010 20:17 by
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I'm so confused, I thought the Crip Walk was a marathon for gang members
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04-26-2010 20:18 by
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Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.
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04-27-2010 02:04 by
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If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you... dumn*ss...
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04-27-2010 02:24 by
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I find Reality tv very educating... Every time somebody turns on a show, I go into the other room and read a book...
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04-27-2010 02:26 by
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Urban Commandment: Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
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04-27-2010 02:26 by
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