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The unemployment numbers are twice as bad if you count people who describe themselves as "bloggers."
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10-12-2010 00:53 by
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After the Vikings dreadful performance and fall to 1-3, the Chilean Miners have decided to stay underground.
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10-12-2010 00:52 by
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Given his pass completion percentage tonight, it's clear Favre just isn't handling balls like he used to.
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10-12-2010 00:49 by
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You work hard. You sacrifice. You fight injustice. You think you're making a difference.. Then you find out Snooki has a book deal.
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10-01-2010 17:37 by
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BREAKING NEWS: Entire Kardashian Family Diagnosed With "Attention Surplus Disorder".
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10-01-2010 17:37 by
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I wanna be a workaholic.. but workahol tastes like sh!t
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10-01-2010 17:36 by
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Had a great massage the other day, but I think I confused my masseuse by asking her for an "ambiguous, european-cinema-style ending."
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10-01-2010 17:34 by
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I'm hearing that the founder of Friendster is donating like $75 to the University of Phoenix.
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09-27-2010 15:37 by
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Starbucks says that the rising cost of coffee is forcing them to raise prices. Oddly, they never seem to lower them when coffee prices drop
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09-27-2010 15:35 by
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Seriously, why is Lindsay Lohan's 4th drug test fail helicopter-worthy? At this point the press should be sending scooters.
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09-27-2010 15:34 by
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When there was only one set of footprints, that was when Jesus was flying. What, you don't think Jesus can FLY??
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09-27-2010 15:33 by
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At the Halloween store: the "Slutty Frankenstein" costumes aren't flying off the shelves.
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09-27-2010 15:31 by
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Inventor of Segway drives it off cliff to his death. Bet he wishes he would have invented a hang glider.
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09-27-2010 15:30 by
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Italy seizes $30 million from the Vatican in probe. Nice to finally see the Catholic clergy on the receiving end of a probe.
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09-22-2010 16:30 by
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By now, Colonel Sanders has killed more people prematurely than if he were an actual military officer.
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09-22-2010 16:29 by
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Lindsay Lohan's upcoming film could be derailed by her failed drug tests. That is, unless her acting gets to it first.
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09-22-2010 16:25 by
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Here's to hoping next time Lady Gaga wears a dress made out of Justin Bieber.
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09-17-2010 18:38 by
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Camping out for video game releases is a fun way to prepare for your impending homelessness.
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09-14-2010 15:28 by
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When two meth addicts go out, is it considered speed dating?
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09-13-2010 14:32 by
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How is it C-3PO is fluent in 6 million languages, yet in none of them can manage to say, "I'm gay?"
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09-08-2010 15:23 by
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