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   messageicon why don't people do a "taser challenge" next & see what its like for epileptic people to suddenly have your arms & legs moving around uncontrollably?
←Rate | 08-22-2014 20:29 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Legos are practice for when you get older & buy Ikea furniture
←Rate | 08-13-2014 04:46 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if people around you are being negative, be extra positive & cancel them out
←Rate | 08-09-2014 22:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my ex asked me if I want to go out for drinks. I cant find "share a Coke with Asshole"
←Rate | 08-06-2014 21:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I hang bat stuff all over my "man cave", will I have a "bat man cave"? .....Alfred, get me a drink
←Rate | 08-05-2014 21:01 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ebola guy in Atlanta .....if that does end up being an outbreak, everyone will at 1st just think it's The Walking Dead walkers.
←Rate | 08-02-2014 22:12 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you mix Jack Daniels with a Smirnoff, are you drinking a jack-off?
←Rate | 07-26-2014 23:54 by Eddy Comments (1)  


   messageicon life is just one big mess.....OCD people hate messes....therefore OCD people hate life
←Rate | 07-24-2014 22:10 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to buy someone a birthday gift at CVS so then I can make a ribbon out of the receipt ‪#‎recycle‬
←Rate | 07-22-2014 17:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't wait until I'm old enough to get my own zombie .......a lot of people at the retirement home have walkers
←Rate | 07-19-2014 13:45 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever wonder if someone trusts you? grab the hammer & say "hold the nail"
←Rate | 07-14-2014 05:50 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon tonight the sky will be like most of my family.....pretty well lit up
←Rate | 07-04-2014 17:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon sitting here watching "102 Dalmations" & I wonder if Lady Gaga got her fashion sense from Cruella De Vil
←Rate | 06-07-2014 14:22 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mike Tyson , Miguel Olivo .....if the zombies do come, it looks like they're starting as athletes 1st
←Rate | 05-20-2014 21:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's a little ironic when a gay guy gets drafted to the Rams....im sure he does a lot of ramming
←Rate | 05-12-2014 21:53 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to be treated like a king... so I thought of going to Burger King & lying about it being my birthday
←Rate | 05-07-2014 22:28 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon you can call me "Han" cause I've been solo for so long now
←Rate | 05-04-2014 16:17 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the irony is a group of blacks picked the white cotton guy out.....for life
←Rate | 04-29-2014 21:47 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i think Hawaiian Airlines should change slogan to "we do wheely well"
←Rate | 04-28-2014 00:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if a tow truck hauls an RV, does that make the tow guy a "home-wrecker"?
←Rate | 04-23-2014 01:01 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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