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The new ending to Harry Potter is lame. He says Abra Cadabra and Steve Miller reaches out and grabs Voldemort.
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07-06-2011 13:29 by
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Natalie Portman has named her newborn son Alef. Like the kid wasn't going to get beaten up enough for mom helping to ruin Star Wars.
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07-06-2011 18:21 by
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Naming a male baby is rarely easy. Go with a cool name, like Nosferatu.
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07-08-2011 17:04 by
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NAACP blasts CNN for its lack of diversity in prime time. Strangely silent on MSNBC wonderbread lineup.
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07-08-2011 17:07 by
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We need to be more concerned about dinosaur ghosts
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07-11-2011 06:07 by
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I saw a faded sign at the sign of the road. However there was no mention of a love shack.
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07-11-2011 06:12 by
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Watching a Travel Channel show on ghosts. I don't buy the Massachusetts ghost in the red flannel shirt. Thats a meth addict, not a ghost.
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07-11-2011 06:14 by
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Since this is the last time for the space shuttle, I think we should all dress up as extras from Planet of the Apes when they land
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07-13-2011 23:43 by
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I eat alot of king sized candy bars. Not because I like alot of candy, but because I'm of a royalty.
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07-14-2011 01:14 by
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I don't care if people call you the space cowboy, gangster of love or Maurice. I think you're delusional.
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07-14-2011 18:24 by
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Facebook: making the high school reunion last forever.
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07-16-2011 20:02 by
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Harry Potter's movie reinforces one stereotype. That an army of evil is still surprisingly inept at killing the main character
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07-16-2011 20:03 by
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BREAKING NEWS: United States resumes not caring about soccer, looks forward to NFL Football in September
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07-17-2011 22:18 by
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Facebook was the most searched term on Google last month. If you need Google to find Facebook, you shouldn't be using the internet.
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07-18-2011 17:24 by
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Hot weather drinking tip: Consume a fist full of aspirin, down a bottle of vodka and go stand out in the sun for about seven hours. Its fun
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07-19-2011 12:59 by
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Want to feel old? Kim Carnes of Bette Davis eyes fame turns 65 today.
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07-20-2011 18:01 by
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Today's best euphemism for self gratification: Buttering your corn.
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07-20-2011 18:02 by
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Talking faster and repeating louder your very weak argument does not help you. It makes you appear more like a toddler. And a whiny one at that
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07-20-2011 18:05 by
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When I become a billionaire I'll still do stuff here. I'll just say, "In your face, peasants!" as I hit submit
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07-21-2011 16:25 by
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I want to become a receptionist so I can say "Your son Rip is on line toot"
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07-21-2011 16:28 by
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