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Moving sucks! Why hasn't anyone invented Copy and Paste for real life?
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04-14-2010 21:08 by
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Immediately like this status if you automatically restart a game when you know your gonna lose!
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04-14-2010 21:09 by
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Cops never say "Thanks for committing crimes and keeping us employed." It's just plain selfish!
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04-14-2010 21:12 by
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A Middle Eastern man bought a lot of stuff off the internet but never received it. Unfortunately he was E-gypt.
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04-14-2010 21:23 by
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Tu pac's of Eminems are 50 cents, That's Ludacris! I want my Nickelback.
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04-14-2010 21:24 by
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Still in bed, the kid asked me to come downstairs... said he wanted to show me something "totally awesome." If it's not a bacon tower, I'm gonna be pissed.
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04-18-2010 08:58 by
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I think the best thing about the Internet is how quickly you can offend the maximum amount of people with minimum effort.
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04-20-2010 19:00 by
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If we're not supposed to have late night snacks.. why is there a light in the fridge?
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04-20-2010 19:01 by
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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
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04-21-2010 20:14 by
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I wonder what would happen if I walked through Sea World with a fishing pole.
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04-21-2010 20:16 by
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I'm going to Prehab... On the off chance that I get addictions.
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04-25-2010 23:14 by
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Ladies, if your Facebook status is "It's Complicated" it's really not. It's simple, you have a sh^itty boyfriend, and you're co-dependent.
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04-25-2010 23:16 by
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Being real is like being a lady... if you have to tell people you are... you aren't.
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04-25-2010 23:40 by
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Stop everything you're doing. Think about me. You're welcome.
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04-25-2010 23:43 by
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According to google maps there is no such place as Cougar Town, this show is so full of $hit.
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04-25-2010 23:45 by
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Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know,that's too much for you, so here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
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05-02-2010 16:59 by
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I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't.
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05-18-2010 17:36 by
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What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKIN'? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired, I put the mirror down!
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05-18-2010 17:37 by
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I've gone to bed like 6 times tonight and I've ended up on Facebook every time.
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05-23-2010 21:22 by
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We spend so much money on buying different clothes... without realizing the best moments are spent without clothes... ;) :D :P
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05-23-2010 21:24 by
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