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Independent women throw your hands in the air!!!! Whooooooo! Ok now put your hands down and go do some dishes.
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01-12-2012 08:53 by
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I never banng a blakc chikk, not 'cause I'm rasis it's just that I'm more of a "run my fingers through her hair" kinda guy.
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01-13-2012 15:58 by
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The only thing more stressful than a blind date is meeting a new drug dealer for the first time.
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01-13-2012 16:10 by
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I'm a passionate man. I like some things and love others. Example: I like coming and I love leaving.
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01-14-2012 00:03 by
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#<( '-'< ) I was going to give you this waffle, ( >'-' )># but then I was like, ( >'#'< ) I'm hungry ( >'-'< ) so I ate it."
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01-14-2012 00:05 by
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What food decreases a women's sex drive faster than anything else? Wedding cake
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01-15-2012 16:56 by
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Went over to my hippie neighbor's house and asked for a pot holder, and he came out with a sandwich bag. Note to self: New best friend
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01-15-2012 17:11 by
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If I ever run into Captian Crunch, I'm gonna punch him in the roof of his mouth.
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01-16-2012 18:00 by
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Like you've never tried using the Force to reach the remote.
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01-17-2012 14:12 by
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The most best things in life can't be seen or touched....at least that's what the restraining order says.
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01-18-2012 09:09 by
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that feeling of brotherhood when someone post the same status as you ,but know one like it cuz you posted it first
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01-18-2012 13:49 by
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getting stoned and trying to load the dishwasher is like real life Tetris.
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01-18-2012 17:01 by
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you know some fairy tales begin with “Once upon a time…” Others begin with “If elected, I promise…”
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01-19-2012 15:32 by
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Ladies, easy way to tell if a guy is married? Look into his eyes, if there is any sign of life left, he's single.
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01-19-2012 23:51 by
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I'm so pissed Michael Jackson never had a chance to molest Justin Bieber.
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01-20-2012 12:50 by
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In hindsight, allowing girls into our treehouse would have been a great idea.
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01-20-2012 20:50 by
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Sometimes I wish there was a 'Build-a-Girlfriend'.
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01-21-2012 12:57 by
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Every time I'm in line and someone is taking too long I look around and think "Is this where I wan't to start my mass murdering spree?"
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01-23-2012 16:08 by
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Being a nobody and getting your head pumped up by a bunch of other nobodys does NOT make you a somebody. 0 + 0 is still 0...Just FYI...
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01-24-2012 10:19 by
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My car runs on gas.. Not friendship. So pay the f*ck up.
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01-24-2012 12:41 by
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